Saturday, May 29, 2010

Success

Mom and I had an extremely successful trip today. The reasons are as follows:

1) Mom was certain that my aunt's wedding reception was in Wabasha. Turns out it was on Wabasha Street in Winona. So we were 40 minutes late. Good times.

2) Mom drove off the road (swerving abruptly off the shoulder) eight times.

3) From Wabasha to Winona, there is one working radio station.

4) I found out that my grandparents and their friends no far too much about my personal life. In fact, they know more than I do.

4.5) Soon after, I decided to never marry.

5) Awkwardest hug of my LIFE with my aunt's new gigantor husband.

6) The Lake City DQ does not, in fact, have a bathroom.

7) My aunt said to "say hi to the rest of the fam." Which was the most successful part of the trip and enough to make Mom cry.

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