Oh Preciousness

I have been up for the last 32 hours. I've never really pulled an all-nighter just for the hell of it. I only got tired a couple times and I got a ton done today. But yes, I realize it was a very, very bad idea. And I'm going to bed in 19 minutes. BUT that is not the point of this post. The POINT of this post is that in staying up all night to clean my room, I stumbled across a few gems from my youth. I was quite the accomplished writer in 2nd grade. I found some super angsty poetry from middleschool as well, but I'll save that for another time. Now without further ado, here is just a taste:

An introduction:

My name is Kelsey Joanna. I am 7 years old. I have blond hair and blue eyes. On Saturday I like to sleep, and read. I know how to spell and add. This year in school I would like to learn to bake a cake.

My favorite things:

#3.Lazagna

Pizzapasta

Fruitrollup

#4. I like to read books about whales, dolphins, and mistreys.

#7. I like to go camping on my vacation so that I can camp.

My least favorite things:

#1. I don't like the color green. It makes me think of green bay packers. (May I note, that in 3rd grade, I said my favorite color WAS green)

#2. The food I really hate is broccoli (I had erased the word "green" and written broccoli overtop, obviously I can't stand broccoli because it's green) because it tastes yucky.

#3. The worst show on T.V. is goosebumps.

#4. I don't really like books about goosebumps.

#7. I would never go to scool on my vacation.

The Politics of a 2nd grade Me

If I were president I would get up at seven o'clock sharp. Then I'd go to my office and work on laws like: No smoking, no slaves and no kidnaping. Then I'd take the rest of the day of and go horseback riding. And that's my day.

I can't wait for tomorrow!

The End

"I have a dream that everyone has a home." "I have a dream that there was no war." "I have a dream that no one merdered." -Dr. Kelsey Joanther King, Jr.

My Family Story (My Dad and the Water Bloons)

One day my dad saw pepole eating icecream on the church steps. He thout that they wear not supposed to do that. So he got some water bloons. And he threw the water bloons at the pepole.

Instant Classic. Acclaimed by critics everywhere.

My Resolutions for 1999

#2. I will not get cavities

#4. I want to obey the ten commandments

You're proooobably done reading by now. HOWEVER, for my own benefit, I will continue.

If I were the Principal

My school is called Dinkerdot Elementery.

We have school on Mondays. Times 9:00-2:00.

We would study Phy Ed, Art, Music*, Magic*, Word of God, Spelling*

These are our rules: Have Fun, Listen to the Teacher, Whisper when talking to others, Don't Huff or Puff, and Always Chew Gum.

My Wishing Chair:

I found this chair on a road in Wisconsin. I wished that I had more friends. I don't have any friends in my new neighborhood. I be nice to people.