for Shoooo
4:46pm
Kelsey
brooo
4:46pm
uze a ho
4:47pm
Kelsey
that's just low
4:47pm
no no no
4:47pm
Kelsey
stick to the stuff you know
4:49pm
i know a guy named joe
4:49pm
Kelsey
he lives below
4:49pm
he called no homo
4:50pm
Kelsey
but he loved to sew...
4:50pm
and his gf loved to blow
bubbles that glow
4:51pm
Kelsey
girlfriend? she/he had an afro
4:52pm
of course its girl friend! She liked to read Edgar Allen poe
4:52pm
Kelsey
and ate jello
4:52pm
and drank mellow yellow
4:52pm
Kelsey
all i'm sayin is she's kind of a weirdo...
she threw a yo-yo
4:53pm
yeah she named her dog Bo
he bit her pinky toe
4:53pm
Kelsey
she was upset cuz then she couldn't play polo
4:54pm
because she had a lawn to mow
4:55pm
Kelsey
so she could afford to ride in a limo
4:55pm
and to by some nicer clothes so she didn't look like a bimbo and end up in limbo
4:56pm
Kelsey
her career would plateau
and she'd end up with a scumbag named monroe
4:56pm
and all the oceans would overflow
4:56pm
Kelsey
from the tears she cried to her pillow
4:57pm
but she did not want to be a widow
4:58pm
Kelsey
which is too bad cuz she drowned her husband in mayo
Eric
poor poor moe, never got to sing at his show
4:59pm
Kelsey
i guess he missed the memo
4:59pm
its ok though, his band was emo
5:00pm
Kelsey
"hang be by a lasso"
that was his motto
5:01pm
it scared his best friend Otto
5:01pm
Kelsey
he was a strange fellow
who wore a poncho
5:02pm
and owned a condo
5:02pm
Kelsey
and worked at the depot
with his pet gecko
5:03pm
he bought it Petco
5:03pm
Kelsey
but he really wanted a hippo
5:03pm
but he crashed his auto on the way to the hippo, good thing he had geico
5:04pm
Kelsey
about getting him, they were very gung-ho
they picked him up on a bronco
5:05pm
it rode real low
5:06pm
Kelsey
it was a pretty color yellow
and its speeds were turbo..
5:06pm
go go go
but then they saw it blow
no more yellow bronco..
no more moe
5:07pm
Kelsey
and their hearts were filled with sorrow
the pain was very hard to swallow
5:08pm
but then a head hunter shot them all with an arrow
one arrow
5:08pm
Kelsey
and they went down like would a sparrow
5:09pm
then were cooked like dough
very thorough
5:09pm
Kelsey
and fed to the mighty pharoah
5:09pm
of Cairo
5:09pm
Kelsey
and helped his strength regrow
5:10pm
so a football he can now throw
5:10pm
Kelsey
and at dances he can disco
5:11pm
and at limbos he can limbo
5:11pm
Kelsey
also
he can play the bongo
not many songs though
and too much crescendo
5:12pm
Kelsey
he likes disney songs like "heigh-ho"
but where he lives no plants grow
5:13pm
Kelsey
they were stepped on by his pinto
Eric
and that was a no no
5:14pm
Kelsey
he got upset and shot him with his longbow
5:14pm
it hit him right in the elbow
5:14pm
Kelsey
he can no longer tango
5:15pm
but he can still eat a mango
5:15pm
Kelsey
he'd rather have a marshmallow
or a cup of cocoa
5:16pm
but they both make his stomach bellow
5:17pm
Kelsey
so all food he must now forgo
as the economy is in a trough
5:19pm
Kelsey
we should all move to pluto
5:20pm
to make a sandwhich i should go
5:21pm
Kelsey
right now? we've only been at this for half an hour or so
i think i want a taco
5:22pm
i want an 89 cent burrito
5:22pm
Kelsey
it might add flub to your torso
oh no, my abs were outs are so pro
5:23pm
Kelsey
so pro? that must have been a typo..
5:24pm
oh no
i mean work outs, i meant pro
5:25pm
Kelsey
if you truly want to be pro..
more often to the wieght room you must go
or to austrailia and run with a dingo
woah
5:27pm
you're my hero
fo real though, i hear my stomach echoe
i could be back though
so no worries, no?
5:28pm
Kelsey
alright, if to eat you must go
no sorrow
will i show
have fun tonight, yo!
5:28pm
maybe ill see you tomorrow?
5:29pm
Kelsey
fo sho, i'll bring a banjo...
5:29pm
thats good to know
Kelsey
ps..i saved this entire convo
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