This one makes me taller..and this one makes me smaller..but which is which?

In my very core, I loathe Alice in Wonderland. I always have. There is no structure, no logic. It is silly and meaningless, and even as a seven-year-old I understood that there is no point. Unfortunately, I find that I have few friends tonight and thus my only option is sitting here with Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-I'm-So-Dumb-(something clever that this movie doesn't even deserve). Why is the world so entertained by children on hallucinogens--I mean it's a funny idea..but in practice...

Sorry that's all I have time for..I'm really late..