So that was awkward..

Nothing's better than ex-boyfriends. I haven't had many, but the ones I've had have provided some really great entertainment. From saran wrapping my car to sending me McDonald's toys with dirty messages--they're just great. Saturday, I had the tremendous privilege of spending time with the two most recent ex-boyfriends.

The first one was not so bad. I mean, he did buy me a toothbrush. Weirdly enough, he bought me a toothbrush I already have--it's Spiderman and it suctions to just about anything--without knowing I had it. Strange that our brains are still in synch. We had much fun though. Which surprised me. I've decided to compare him to a little puppy who you put in an alley but he keeps finding his way back home....except I think this little puppy finally knows his home is in the alley so I can play with him just fine without him getting his hopes up of coming inside. So that was positive. We bought a pinata together..great times.

Ex-boyfriend number two. Really this one shouldn't have been very awkward. I mean we were moreso friends than anything else and we only dated three weeks.... but trust me, it was hella awkward, at the start. Mainly cause when I broke up with him I told him it was going to be because I wan't going to be home til, eh, April or May and I didn't want to do the distance thing....hey, I'm here not even two weeks later. I got the I'm-not-gonna-look-at-you-and-pretend-this-isn't-a-big-deal-at-all thing. It got better as the night progressed thought. And it coulda been worse. Gotta keep steppin to get the bros back I suppose.

In theory, two in one day sounds way more exciting than this.

I need more ex-boyfriends.