What a Wednesday

I was supposed to get beheaded today. I was supposed to die. The French mob was supposed to kick my ass and I was supposed to lose the game. However, I was denied death by the stupidity of my classmates. By some crazy twist of who knows what, I kept my head and took back the throne. And all I can say is that I'm so glad it's over. Also, I really hope I pass this class.

Next item on the agenda: math class. It took me nine minutes of sitting in a classroom by myself for me to realize that it's Wednesday. I don't have math on Wednesday. Great. It's time for a movie and a nap.