thoughts on platypi and toothpaste for x-SiMpLe-x

Bad breath is like platypus venom. Did you know that platypi are venomous creatures? You wouldn't unless you got super close--and it got ya. The same goes for bad breath I believe. You've got attractive people, good personalities, but get close--bam. It gets ya, and you wish you'd never been enticed by the beautifully interesting platypus in the beginning. Bad breath ruins relationships, and brings great acquaintanships to a rearing halt. Who wants to kiss a venomous platypus? Not I. A kid with bad breath? Me neither. So brush your teeth, friends (I prefer my aquafresh orange toothpaste..but whatever works for you). Cause otherwise you won't be going indoors for a very, very long time.